So, I know the MOST irritating noise that is legal to make at 3AM. Car horns.
I live on the SEVENTH FLOOR. My windows are closed. And yet when a yahoo starts honking, it WAKES ME UP. It actually DROWNS OUT my music. .|..
He continued honking for about half an hour. When he stopped, I was so curious I crawled painfully to the window to look out. Lo and behold, the police had come and were scolding him. He didn't honk any more.
What kind of ENDURANCE such a man must have, the MENTAL FORTITUDE and ZEN-LIKE CONCENTRATION to continually honk his horn in new and interesting patterns for half an hour?
I challenge you to come up with another, legal noise that is worse.
I know one. Darius knows it, too. But this was TERRIBLE.