This is a generic post.
Here is a link that is cool, because John Cleese is one of my faves:
I was walking yesterday when a corner zealot attacked me with a pamphlet:
Him: "DO U B-LEAF IN GOD?"
Me: (Pause) "Well, I believe that an intangible force guides all religious people."
Him: "GOOD ON U, BRUTHUH!"
Mocking people is most satisfying when they don't even realize they're being mocked.