I am always asked by the *many bubbles* here what I *know* about *programming*. Silly *campers*, do not make me *frumple*. I am not *knowing* about *programming*, I am *programming* with my *many fingers*.
What the hell do they expect me to say? List off a twenty-long list of languages followed by the statement "and I can learn more"? Tell me what you want, I'll tell you if and how I can get it done.
Then we can do the *happy dance*, and you can *pay me money*.