I've come up with a number of good patent ideas I think I should apply for!
"Automatically simulating the alteration of vector velocity based on space-time distortion." I think that's a good one! I could sue everyone who's ever put a HILL in their game!
"Simulating wrinkles and drapery in cloth via approximate 2D animation." That covers the sprite games... and anything Disney has ever done.
"Distorting gameplay mechanics by altering player-avatar characteristics" is good for any game with power-ups!
Anyone else got any 'good' ideas for patents?