But... it's Lawyers Gone Wild. I want to make this game.
"We threatened them saying: ‘You’ve taken an unconstitutional oath, if you don’t go we will throw eggs at you.’ They left,” said a lawyer from Multan, Riaz Gilani.
Micromanage your lawyer population. Protect your criminal trial lawyers until they are needed. Attack with waves of law-student shock troops!
Send torts! Import fancy foreign lawyers! Research robo-lawyer! Humiliate your oppressors! Defend civil liberties... WITH YOUR TONGUES!