Guhhh. My face is melting and being leaked from my nose.
The Zyrtec does nothing. Those lying liars. And I remember their ad campaign so well:
Zyrtec comes in a little white vial
A little white vial?
A little white vial!
And a little white vial pours pills into your hand like they're candy
Ah! Ah!
And the Zyrtec candy goes into a part of your anatomy
And when you swallow you sneeze, and you're done with your allergy.
... That was the jingle, right? It sounds a little wrong, now that I write it down.
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