This is the season of Christmas songs. And more Christmas songs. AND MORE! MORE! Fortunately, I do have a favorite. It's a little old fashioned, but it ends like this:
Darkness falls across the land,
The midnight hour is close at hand
Reindeer crawl in search of blood
And terrorize your neighborhood.
The foulest stench is in the air,
The funk of forty thousand elves
And grizzly ghoul from northmost pole,
Is closing in to eat his dole...
And though you fought to change his list,
You weren't completely good
For no mere mortal can resist
Snacking on Santa's food.
Ho ho ho ho
Oh-ho ho ho ho!
HO HO HO HO!