Friday, October 23, 2009

Moulin Rogue

I thought I was done with Batman, but last night I had a big dream where Moulin Rouge was completely redone with Batman's "Rogue's Gallery". Here's a sampling, the Roxanne melody, redone by various villains. Wheeee!

Crane:
[Treatment]
Will drive you
MAAAAAAAD!

Two-face:
BATMAN!
Maybe I'll rob two banks tonight!
I don't rob them for money,
The coin says if its wrong or if it is right.

BAAAATMAN! Maybe I'll rob two banks tonight!
BATMAN! You'll have to wear your cape throughout the night!

Joker:
My eyes upon your corpse
My hands upon your neck
My lips stretched in a grin
It's more than I can stand! (vicious giggling)

Joker & Two-face:
BAAAAATMAN!

Freeze:
Why did my wiiiiife die?
Frozen eyes caaaan't cry!
Rest, take it easy,
I'll save you as "Freezy",
And please believe me when I say
I love you!

(Psychiatric talk bridge and scattered repeating)

3 comments:

Ellipsis said...

Sometimes, I wonder if I should be afraid when reading this blog.

M.k.B. said...

^ THIS

Craig Perko said...

Oh, you're all just lightweights... you didn't even see the whole thing, like I did.