Well, I've invented a new kind of poetry called "highku". It's exactly the same as haiku, except that instead of referring to the world around us, it refers to a new and alien world. It's basically the inverse of a haiku. A haiku makes us appreciate the world around us. A highku makes us feel terrible that we're not off gallivanting around the universe.
Here are some examples:
The fish fly beneath
The domed sky
Ships line up in rows
Teeth, claws, eggs... eggs? Shit
it's a queen
So, waste your work day: what kind of highku can you write? Let's see 'em!